1: You have two sides, why do you choose to act like a child and not like the person you are hiding away inside, the intelligent smart person? Oh, and also, stop spreading rumours.

2: Why do you act like nothing ever happens between us and refuse to acknowledge my existence? An explanation would be nice.

3: Seriously, what did I ever do to you? Stop being a dickhead.

4: What's with the change of heart? I didn't change, you did.

Phewww feels good to get that off my chest.